The Adventures of Five-Year-Old Kyle!

Episode 1: MY REVENGE!!!

Okay, so when I was five, I met this girl. She was a demon in disguise. She always pointed her fat finger at me, when I didn't do anything wrong. Her name was ANNA! DUN DUN DUN!

One time, she said I "bullied" her.

What REALLY happened was that SHE threw a rock at ME, and I threw it back at her. But of course my kindergarten teacher hated my guts, so she didn't listen to my side of the story.

 

I was FURIOUS!

 

Okay, maybe that's a bit of a stretch for how mad I really was, but you get the idea.
However I cooled off, and the next day I waited for her to say sorry. This is the apology I received:

NOW I really WAS steamed. So, I plotted REVENGE!

This would be a plot so devious, so DIABOLICAL, Anna wouldn't see it coming!

Yeahhh...I didn't really understand the concept of revenge back then.



 

 

 

 

The Ring-Night 1: Episode 1: She Kicked the Bucket

The Ring
Night 1
Episode 1:
She Kicked the Bucket

Cadence Fester was evil.
She killed many people. She killed many children.
She kicked the bucket.
Her husband, Charles, had just married her. The ring was placed on her finger. The diamond in its middle was sparkling like it never had before. Charles and Cadence vowed to love each other for eternity.
Cadence then slipped out a knife. Charles was too happy to notice. The despicable murderer then forced it into his neck, where blood oozed out like honey from a hive. Charles fell…dead. Cadence cackled. The audience of the wedding got up in shock, and screamed in unison. Cadence then lost her balance on the stage. She fell off and broke her neck. Cadence…
…she kicked the bucket.
“Через жизнь и смерть мы будем жить дальше,” hissed Cadence in her last few seconds of life. That was when the strangest thing occurred.
Cadence disappeared in a wisp of smoke.
All that was left was her wedding ring…

TO BE CONTINUED…

This is a series of short episodes of awesomeness. Expect to be TERRIFIED!

~Kyle

And so the fun begins...

To be continued...

AWESOME UNPOWER KIDS!

HI! I'm adding a sequence of comic-like cartoon strips to this blog! It's about these schoolchildren who, on a field trip, meet Forest Kin who give them superpowers! But what happens when they run out of powers to give, but there is still two friends left powerless? Find out in this thrilling comic-Awesome Unpower Kids! Check the blog later to see the first episode!

Bye!
~Kyle!

Blind?

Hellooooo....

This is a new story! Hope ya'll enjoy it...this one is especially creepy...

There was a little girl named Alyssa. She lived in a house that was in the city, wedged in between two tall apartment buildings. As it turns out, she was blind as a bat. She was not able to walk either, as a result of a "disorder in her legs." Also, her hearing was a bit muffled. But her parents tapped on a special device so she could feel the vibrations-and this was used as a code to communicate.

Her twelfth birthday was approaching fast, and she was wondering what her gift was. Oh, how she loved her presents! One time she received a trip to the beach. Another time, she was given fifty-dollars worth of cash. But her best present by far was her imagination, which was healthy and strong.

"SURPRISE!" shouted her family.

"Oh guys, you shouldn't have!" she said, positively delighted. She had communicated with them by signalling the device to be handed to her, then tapping on it according to the code. They opened her a present-an actual present, with a box and wrappings and such for the first time!-and she saw it.

Yes, I said "saw." For her proud parents held an ax in their hands, and she saw she was not blind-her head had been merely cut off and confined to this box. The "special device" was the box itself, and there was an itty bitty slot used to feed her food. There was also a drink-tube her parents gave her when she conveyed that she wanted water. And because of the box, her hearing was muffled.

And her body stood next to her parents. Apparently, her body still functioned properly without her head, and it had no idea its head was gone. She screamed as her parents lifted her head up and screwed it back on her neck.

A NEW STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have not written on this in fooooorrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr, so I think it's pretty exciting that I'm blogging again. If you've seen my first ever post, (Titled "The Pied Piper of Hamelin) you would find that I originally said this blog would last a year. So now Part 2 of the epic blog saga BEGINS...Enjoy! This is an article written for toys everywhere.

There was a cowboy. Not a real cowboy- it was just a wind-up toy. Hey! What are you talking about? Toys can be real cowboys too! Uh, okay. Anyways this toy cowboy was stolen by a girl named Nadia from her brother Luke. First, Nadia pick-locked his room (okay, so what if the door was already open? Life is boring without a little drama. Then again, Shakespeare wasn't exactly interesting, either...) then she crept towards his toy box, and took the cowboy while he was sleeping. He was placed into her dollhouse.

Then he found himself next to a Barbie, (in Australia-speak, it's kind of ironic that Barbies are so hot) in a tea party. When he woke up he saw *Julienneamene Gertrudeabroncolione*. It was love at first sight. "Are you girl shy?" asked Julienneamene when he opened his mouth but didn't speak. "No," he said. "I just can't pronounce your name." She stared at him. How romantic! she thought.

Nadia opened up the dollhouse. "Time for tea! And we've got a special guest today-A cowboy!"

Oh no, thought the cowboy, she's going to torture me! Nadia picked up the cowboy and another Barbie named Alfa L. Fa and made kissing noises. She mocked the cowboy and Julienneamene was angry. When the everyone had gone to sleep, the cowboy sneaked out of the house and saw Alfa L. Fa ripping off her disguise and revealing herself to be *Evil Girl!!!* She had kidnapped Julienneamene (because as all cartoon-lovers know, villains are evil for no reason. Which isn't really surprising since in cartoons, every person you meet has some deformity and no one notices. Take Popeye for instance. He looks like a cauliflower with two chins. And Superman- no one can tell if he's muscular or fat.) The cowboy saved the day and took Julienneamene home.

Turns out home was where the cowboy lived. Julienneamene then told the cowboy how she wanted the cowboy to live with her. "With all those losers? I'd rather stay with my friends. Right, Buzz Lightyear?" Julienneamene stared at him. "What's up with the purple head?"

How romantic! thought Buzz. THE END.