Jiminy Cricket is a ZOMBIE?!

Ha Ha!

No, seriously we will build a funeral pyre and make you into a shish-ka-bob for Beetle-Juice. Hooray!

:D

~Kyle

The Adventures of Five-Year-Old Kyle!

Episode 1: MY REVENGE!!!

Okay, so when I was five, I met this girl. She was a demon in disguise. She always pointed her fat finger at me, when I didn't do anything wrong. Her name was ANNA! DUN DUN DUN!

One time, she said I "bullied" her.

What REALLY happened was that SHE threw a rock at ME, and I threw it back at her. But of course my kindergarten teacher hated my guts, so she didn't listen to my side of the story.

 

I was FURIOUS!

 

Okay, maybe that's a bit of a stretch for how mad I really was, but you get the idea.
However I cooled off, and the next day I waited for her to say sorry. This is the apology I received:

NOW I really WAS steamed. So, I plotted REVENGE!

This would be a plot so devious, so DIABOLICAL, Anna wouldn't see it coming!

Yeahhh...I didn't really understand the concept of revenge back then.



 

 

 

 

The Ring-Night 1: Episode 1: She Kicked the Bucket

The Ring
Night 1
Episode 1:
She Kicked the Bucket

Cadence Fester was evil.
She killed many people. She killed many children.
She kicked the bucket.
Her husband, Charles, had just married her. The ring was placed on her finger. The diamond in its middle was sparkling like it never had before. Charles and Cadence vowed to love each other for eternity.
Cadence then slipped out a knife. Charles was too happy to notice. The despicable murderer then forced it into his neck, where blood oozed out like honey from a hive. Charles fell…dead. Cadence cackled. The audience of the wedding got up in shock, and screamed in unison. Cadence then lost her balance on the stage. She fell off and broke her neck. Cadence…
…she kicked the bucket.
“Через жизнь и смерть мы будем жить дальше,” hissed Cadence in her last few seconds of life. That was when the strangest thing occurred.
Cadence disappeared in a wisp of smoke.
All that was left was her wedding ring…

TO BE CONTINUED…

This is a series of short episodes of awesomeness. Expect to be TERRIFIED!

~Kyle

And so the fun begins...

To be continued...

AWESOME UNPOWER KIDS!

HI! I'm adding a sequence of comic-like cartoon strips to this blog! It's about these schoolchildren who, on a field trip, meet Forest Kin who give them superpowers! But what happens when they run out of powers to give, but there is still two friends left powerless? Find out in this thrilling comic-Awesome Unpower Kids! Check the blog later to see the first episode!

Bye!
~Kyle!

Blind?

Hellooooo....

This is a new story! Hope ya'll enjoy it...this one is especially creepy...

There was a little girl named Alyssa. She lived in a house that was in the city, wedged in between two tall apartment buildings. As it turns out, she was blind as a bat. She was not able to walk either, as a result of a "disorder in her legs." Also, her hearing was a bit muffled. But her parents tapped on a special device so she could feel the vibrations-and this was used as a code to communicate.

Her twelfth birthday was approaching fast, and she was wondering what her gift was. Oh, how she loved her presents! One time she received a trip to the beach. Another time, she was given fifty-dollars worth of cash. But her best present by far was her imagination, which was healthy and strong.

"SURPRISE!" shouted her family.

"Oh guys, you shouldn't have!" she said, positively delighted. She had communicated with them by signalling the device to be handed to her, then tapping on it according to the code. They opened her a present-an actual present, with a box and wrappings and such for the first time!-and she saw it.

Yes, I said "saw." For her proud parents held an ax in their hands, and she saw she was not blind-her head had been merely cut off and confined to this box. The "special device" was the box itself, and there was an itty bitty slot used to feed her food. There was also a drink-tube her parents gave her when she conveyed that she wanted water. And because of the box, her hearing was muffled.

And her body stood next to her parents. Apparently, her body still functioned properly without her head, and it had no idea its head was gone. She screamed as her parents lifted her head up and screwed it back on her neck.