The Essence of Chocolate

Chocolate. The most beautiful, dark, satisfying bite of chocolate can make you feel better in an instant.
Not that it made me feel better. It was in fact the one thing that trapped me in the underworld.
The land of the dead is horrifying, and very smelly.
One day, a man told me to eat a piece of chocolate he had. He said it was an experimental model, a supernatural model. I didn't know what he meant by that, but I ate it anyways. Suddenly, I was pulled downward. Miles and miles and miles and miles and miles downward. Then I landed in a pile of dirt. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" I screamed. A ferryman rode his boat to me. "Heeeeeeeeellllloooooooooo, yoooounnnnggg trrrraaavvveeller. Yoooooooooou maaaaay croooosssss thhhhhe Rivvvvvvvvvvver Stixxxxxx."
I was scared. "Ha!!" said the ferryman. "You should have seen the look on your face! Although we are to cross ol' Stix..."
Screaming, I started to run, but the ferrymen grabbed me. I was trapped in the underworld.

TO BE CONTINUED...