A New Tale From the Faeries

This is the story of my adventure, involving the faeries, the circus, and Rane.
Ferimin, (if you read my stories about him you should know who he is) Tari and I were bored. We had nothing to do.
Then Tari heard a voice from her faery box-a box which faeries use to send verbal messages to each other.
FAERY ALERT FAERY ALERT FAERY ALERT the voice said. "A faery has been kidnapped and sent to the circus!!! Circus is unknown, but we have some clues as to what happened to the faery! Type of faery: Minutus Pixius. End of message. P.S: Report to the faery alliance immediately. Respond what time you shall be there."
BEEP BEEP. Tari responded by saying, "Tari Ellipsicus Samhain Tether, Brutus Ferimin, and Kyle Xxxxxx (I can't tell you my last name) will be there in 0.25 seconds." ZIP!
It turned out that the kidnapped faery said "Rane is master! Taking me away I realize he is the greatest!" After we learned the details of our mission, we were off.
Our first question was how they actually found a faery. The answer? Well, the only way I knew that faeries even existed was because Ferimin made himself known to me. So, another faery must have spilled the beans and showed another faery to another human. According to the Alliance, they never asked permission to show another faery to one of us. Putting two and two together we realized the answer was Rane.
Rane was currently hiding in New York, so we realized that the circus was called The Bombini Brother's circus.
Tari and Ferimin disguised themselves as humans and we entered the Big Top.
Now you might want to know why Rane was so evil. Well, he was exiled from Faeryworld and could only come back with the heart of a human. Now you know, so I may continue.
"Now," said the Ringmaster, "I present a boy that will take out a man's heart-and the man shall live!" Cheers erupted from the crowd.
Rane came on stage.
"We have to think of a distraction!" I said. But before we could do that, we had to find the faery. Ferimin's ears detected Help! HELP! Then we realized the faery was forced to say that Rane was the master. Unfortunately, she said those words in the Big Top, making it obvious Rane was hiding there.
Ferimin detected her plea of help in Rane's jacket. I threw a lightning bolt at Rane, breaking his concentration, letting the pixie escape, and accidentally untying the poor man who almost had his life taken.
Rane managed to escape. But if you see him, report to me!

The Essence of Chocolate

Chocolate. The most beautiful, dark, satisfying bite of chocolate can make you feel better in an instant.
Not that it made me feel better. It was in fact the one thing that trapped me in the underworld.
The land of the dead is horrifying, and very smelly.
One day, a man told me to eat a piece of chocolate he had. He said it was an experimental model, a supernatural model. I didn't know what he meant by that, but I ate it anyways. Suddenly, I was pulled downward. Miles and miles and miles and miles and miles downward. Then I landed in a pile of dirt. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" I screamed. A ferryman rode his boat to me. "Heeeeeeeeellllloooooooooo, yoooounnnnggg trrrraaavvveeller. Yoooooooooou maaaaay croooosssss thhhhhe Rivvvvvvvvvvver Stixxxxxx."
I was scared. "Ha!!" said the ferryman. "You should have seen the look on your face! Although we are to cross ol' Stix..."
Screaming, I started to run, but the ferrymen grabbed me. I was trapped in the underworld.

TO BE CONTINUED...