The Biggest Secret of All Time!

David Icke would be impressed...

The Ultimate Hunger

Why is it so dark all of a sudden?
~Kyle

Instant Karma

Yes. Yes I do.

The Tree's Dilemma

Yeah, that's a big problem isn't it?

The Impaler of DOOM!

Meatballs are murdered everyday. Raise awareness.

~Kyle

Mr. Doofus Has An Idea! (a BAD idea)

Bad monkey!
~Kyle

Mike Better Watch His Back!

Oh, well that's just great.
~Kyle

Jiminy Cricket is a ZOMBIE?!

Ha Ha!

No, seriously we will build a funeral pyre and make you into a shish-ka-bob for Beetle-Juice. Hooray!

:D

~Kyle

The Adventures of Five-Year-Old Kyle!

Episode 1: MY REVENGE!!!

Okay, so when I was five, I met this girl. She was a demon in disguise. She always pointed her fat finger at me, when I didn't do anything wrong. Her name was ANNA! DUN DUN DUN!

One time, she said I "bullied" her.

What REALLY happened was that SHE threw a rock at ME, and I threw it back at her. But of course my kindergarten teacher hated my guts, so she didn't listen to my side of the story.

 

I was FURIOUS!

 

Okay, maybe that's a bit of a stretch for how mad I really was, but you get the idea.
However I cooled off, and the next day I waited for her to say sorry. This is the apology I received:

NOW I really WAS steamed. So, I plotted REVENGE!

This would be a plot so devious, so DIABOLICAL, Anna wouldn't see it coming!

Yeahhh...I didn't really understand the concept of revenge back then.



 

 

 

 

The Ring-Night 1: Episode 1: She Kicked the Bucket

The Ring
Night 1
Episode 1:
She Kicked the Bucket

Cadence Fester was evil.
She killed many people. She killed many children.
She kicked the bucket.
Her husband, Charles, had just married her. The ring was placed on her finger. The diamond in its middle was sparkling like it never had before. Charles and Cadence vowed to love each other for eternity.
Cadence then slipped out a knife. Charles was too happy to notice. The despicable murderer then forced it into his neck, where blood oozed out like honey from a hive. Charles fell…dead. Cadence cackled. The audience of the wedding got up in shock, and screamed in unison. Cadence then lost her balance on the stage. She fell off and broke her neck. Cadence…
…she kicked the bucket.
“Через жизнь и смерть мы будем жить дальше,” hissed Cadence in her last few seconds of life. That was when the strangest thing occurred.
Cadence disappeared in a wisp of smoke.
All that was left was her wedding ring…

TO BE CONTINUED…

This is a series of short episodes of awesomeness. Expect to be TERRIFIED!

~Kyle