The Adventures of Five-Year-Old Kyle!

Episode 1: MY REVENGE!!!

Okay, so when I was five, I met this girl. She was a demon in disguise. She always pointed her fat finger at me, when I didn't do anything wrong. Her name was ANNA! DUN DUN DUN!

One time, she said I "bullied" her.

What REALLY happened was that SHE threw a rock at ME, and I threw it back at her. But of course my kindergarten teacher hated my guts, so she didn't listen to my side of the story.

 

I was FURIOUS!

 

Okay, maybe that's a bit of a stretch for how mad I really was, but you get the idea.
However I cooled off, and the next day I waited for her to say sorry. This is the apology I received:

NOW I really WAS steamed. So, I plotted REVENGE!

This would be a plot so devious, so DIABOLICAL, Anna wouldn't see it coming!

Yeahhh...I didn't really understand the concept of revenge back then.